HELLO LOVERS. IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S THE ONE DAY EVERY YEAR THAT KEEPS THE HALLMARK® CORPORATION FROM GOING BROKE.
So Listen, Lovers™... This decadent enamel Z pin was made to show the world that you are a soft and supple Lover, not a goddamn dirty freeloader. We released these Lover Badges® early this year, on the off chance that you may want to order one for your Lover®. The plan is to ship the Lover Badges® immediately following the Lover's Badge® sale, and maybe, just maybe, those adorable little blue-clad USPS cherubs will deliver said Lovers Badges® into your Lover's® loving hands prior to the conclusion of International Lovers® day. Of course, if the Lovers Badges® do not arrive in time for Lover's Day™, let's blame it on the tooth fairy, Not Zoltron.
So don't be a selfish philistine. Buy a cherished Lover's Badge® for your favorite Lover®.
