"It's got a turtle on it. He's facing the other direction and has a note on the back of his shell that says "Kick Me". He's obviously being picked on, because he's wearing thick-rimmed spectacles that are taped (he broke them several years back during recess) and a calculator watch. Sadly, his fellow turtle friends don't realize that their practical joke might soon turn fatal when a plumber crosses his path." - davidfromdallas
