Hey, if you are going to play the Game, you might as well be on the winning team! Acquiring this symbol of loyalty assures you a guaranteed place at the front of the line at your nearest NWO/LEMA emergency water distribution and corpse dispersal site! Ride the End Times out in style and comfort! Can also be used to start a campfire or wrap a wound! Act now to trade in your soon to be valueless currencies for this valuable item!"
