The slave market of ancient Rome was wasted on ancient Romans, at least according to Pimpbot 5000. I’ve transported the Late Night with Conan O’Brien character back in time, to a place where he would have been right at home: doing business out in the open; with respect from his fellow flesh merchants, and no hassles from The Man. Here he is unveiling his latest find; a fine, young piece of white bread…available to the highest bidder. Be certain that the winner of this auction had better be able to pony up the cash, because Pimpbot has no qualms about cutting a man.
